In a world full of naughty corners, legal liability and expensive
banana’s, Betty Fordham punches through life’s issues and wrings them around the
neck. This isn’t about nurture and love;
this is all about screaming at you until you become a well-adjusted human being.
Betty
thinks that most people in society have become far too impatient, informal and self-centred
to understand their impatient, informal and self-centred. Yo. She
takes umbrage with almost everyone in life and she has no problem reminding you
of your failings.
However,
as much as Betty yells at you, she ultimately calms you, by breaking down
life’s issues into easy to digest pieces.
She gives you workable exercises and bags of pills to get you through
the program. She also gives you an array
of praise when you’ve worked hard. Then,
before you know it, you’re neck deep in the next round of metaphorical smacks in
your tender areas.
Rehab has never been so entertaining.
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